Kmac:
A long time ago, in the galaxy we live in, a young girl watched the ending to a trilogy that would become a huge part of her life. I might as well dive right in and lay my nerd cards on the table because for me Star Wars will always be the version that came out in the 70’s. For this week's Force Watch Jmac got the pleasure of watching the last episode of the true trilogy, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. I however got to watch the last episode of the prequels, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I have no intention of eviscerating this movie, as it is part of my nerd lineage, but I have several issues with the movie that have intensified over time as the newness of the movie wore off. This feels like a place for bullet points so I will dive right in.
The Good Side of the Force:
* Any Star Wars is better than no Star Wars, Phantom Menace excepted, and being around other fans will always make the experience better. I waited around the theater for the midnight showing when this came out and you could feel the energy from the crowd as the theme started. That community spirit was even evidence on my own couch as Jmac and I both smiled and sat up straighter as the opening rolled. We proceeded to debate the movie, point out callbacks to the original, and get excited for our favorite scenes. Watching Star Wars with a new comer requires a slow dolling out of your geekiness, grab a veteran and you can let your nerd flag fly.
* The callbacks to the original films is my favorite part of this movie. They recreated the set of Princess Leia’s ship and added a tangible element I find most of the movie lacks. I enjoy seeing how the Emperor turns into the scar ridden, gravely voiced villain that always scared me more than Darth Vader. The movie was full of little tie ins, such as the introduction of the Emperor's red guard that would go unnoticed to the unobsessed. There is also a scene at the end on Tatooine looking out at the two suns and playing the Tatooine theme music that provides a perfect bridge to A New Hope. I almost wish this was the only prequel made just for the purpose of filling in back story. Shove the Boba Fett storyline in at the beginning. Have Anakin just meet up with Padme and skip the part where she meets him as a child, because that always bugged me, and volia you skip so much of the hate lovers of the true Star Wars have thrown towards the new movie.
* The battle on the lava planet, yes Jmac I know it has a name and no I don’t care to learn it, between Anakin Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi was genuinely exciting. This was the battle between good and evil that I was looking for the rest of the movies. While I like tush kicking Yoda, I still miss the puppet, and it’s great to see the Wookies, this is the battle of the new series.
* As always I have nothing bad to say about a John Williams score. It makes the movie so much that by the end when I hear strains of the old score I get emotional. That score is tied to my childhood when my Daddy first introduced me to these movies that were so special to him. It was the first movie I ever saw by myself in theaters. Jmac and I cuddled up to watch Star Wars on our first at home date. I get misty when I talk about Star Wars because it has meant so much to me, and music is the trigger thats starts the water works.
* The aliens from the Trade Federation die in this one. I know this is supposed to be about positives but it really is a good thing. The constant yammering on in the first two movies about trade federation politics turned Star Wars into Cspan. I go to the movies to see duels, heros, and romance, not to see NAFTA negotiations. It felt good to watch a drain on the series go down, may they rest in alien trade federation heaven.
The Dark Side:
* I don’t feel like I can touch anything in this movie. Jmac likes to point out the advances in technology since then but the fact remains that when they did build sets in this movie I was interested and when it was clearly nothing but CGI I checked out. I’m not saying that everyone has to love the filmed scaled models of the original, though to be fair Jmac didn’t realize they were models so point original trilogy, but there needs to be some balance to the force, I mean CGI. To harp on a well established point I feel the director at the helm of another trilogy, Peter Jackson, captures the balance well in building sets when he can and when he can’t using sets for the close ups and leaving the background to CGI. It is why I was so upset with the remastered versions of the original trilogy, besides losing the ewok song at the end of Jedi, is that they took cities that were built sets and set CGI on top of them, thus failing the can I touch it test.
* I feel like taking a swipe at the dialogue is almost cliche at this point but fair is fair and this was pretty bad. I’m not going to argue the original trilogy was any better, you should really do a reading of it sometime as it is hilarious, but this dialogue coupled with the characterization makes it feel ten times worse. My Daddy and I were trying to put our finger on exactly why in the aftermath of this movies release we had been excited in the theater but didn’t love the movie. He settled on the lack of heart and I think that is exactly why this movie fails for me. This trilogy didn’t make me care about any of the characters. It was like we were supposed to import our feelings for the characters in the original series over to these movies and it got lost. Sure this was a dark tale and not a hero’s journey but I never cared enough about Anakin to be sad about his downfall. Acting, writing, and staging all went into creating a world that felt sterile. It wanted you to care about the fancy visuals and expansive worlds at the expense of the characters that inhabited them. These are not characters that stick with you when you leave the theater. I saw it, was excited, and then left.
I’m glad we picked Star Wars for this week's Force Watch. This is not a bad movie to sit through and we got some fun debates out of it. Ultimately though when I tell you I’m a Star Wars nerd don’t talk pod races to me. To win my heart is to know that when I say I love you, the correct response is “I know.”
I give Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith 3.5 out of 5 Jedi’s left in the universe.
For the record my order from greatest to least is: Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, the one where they date on Naboo, and the one that shall not be named.
Jmac: So I picked Revenge of the Sith because I feel that it not only binds the two, soon to be three trilogies together, but it shows why Darth Vader is such a jerk right off the bat in episode 4. I mean we really have no back story to show why hes a dick... we just have to trust that he is really an evil guy, who actually turns out to be a very complex character with emotions all over the place (especially with Hayden Christensen’s whinny acting). From there we also see why Darth Vader turns on the emperor in Episode 6, and its not because the emperor is force lighting the crap out of Luke, its because he was betrayed by the emperor back in Episode 3 when he couldn't save Padme like the emperor said he would teach him to do. Why would Darth Vader care about his long lost son that he has only met a few times, and who is actively trying to mess up everything that Darth Vader has been working on pretty much all his life.
Ok so about Episode 6:
* I have no idea why anyone finds Carrie Fisher good looking, Adriana Lima in the same slave bikini looks good, but not Carrie Fisher.
* What is the matter with Lucas, who knows about them being siblings, and still making Luke and Leia kiss.... the guy is messed up.
* Why is it that force choke and force lighting are only Sith tricks, but Jedis use force mind tricks, I mean which one is really the more sinister thing, knowing someone is coming at you and who is doing it, or having your brain messed with and you don't know its happening or who is doing it... the Jedis are the evil on that particular bit.... its not honorable
* If you have the majority of you resources put into a huge planet or moon sized base, why in hell would you only have one shield generator on a planet full of little bears that hate you... also with what seems like infinite resources there should have been a whole lot more troops loitering about on Endor, its just stupid. If you Emperor is supposed to be this super smart conniving guy then he should have thought of that, or at the very least his admirals should have so they don't get force choked out
* So they blow up the death star and there's this massive celebration, now what.... there's like a thousand Star Destroyers still hanging out throughout the galaxy, it doesn't make sense. Also its not like force powers was the thing building the Death Star, clones were, and if they built it twice, they can build it again.
So as much as I loved my Ewok village play-set from childhood, Episode 6 always felt like a cop-out to me, its essentially the same big ending. If they blew up the Death Star Mark 1 in Episode 4, why was there not a huge party like in the end of Episode 6, its not like all those different worlds knew the Emperor was actually dead, its not like the Sith are not cunning folks.
I give Episode 6: Return of the Jedi 2.6 poorly planned military strategies out of 5.
My breakdown of best to worst episodes is: 3, 6, 5, 2, 4, 1.... no one likes Jar Jar binks (and its just plain racist..... super racist..... {whispered} super racist)
PS this is the best thing in the entire Star Wars Universe.