Spring Breakers

WTF????

This movie is the REASON, that everyone should not listen to big name well renowned movie reviewers and critics. It was billed by these soooo called experts, as a female heist movie, and that James Franco shone brighter than any star. That is a lie.

Jmac: If I had heard “its spring break y'all” or “spring break fo ever” one more time... ONE MORE TIME!! I would have totally lost it and taken to the streets to riot. The movie turned out to be a lower class male's wet dream, with boobs everywhere, and I'm not saying I don't like boobs, but when they are in literally every scene for the first hour of the movie, it cheapens them. So it was nothing but boobs, and not even good pairs at that, a bunch of drugs and booze, guns held at that angle that only trashy like to pull off, and 4 terrible “actresses” screaming “Spring Break Y'ALL!” every three seconds. Also if anyone in the movie attempted a southern accent, they butchered it. Really all southern people should be enraged about all low class folks taking their word ‘Y'all’ and destroying it, so that now anyone that uses it automatically looks stupid and trashy.

Another thing that was crazy about the movie was that three of the girls in the ‘crew’ were always joking about Selena Gomez always going to church and “praying”, which was always said in a really sarcastic and surly voice by the other girls, and I don't think she ever does anyway, so there are two stupid things. I have no idea how church groups were not burning Hollywood to the ground for this one, and I would have been right there with them, not for their cause, but because this movie got green-lit at all.

DO NOT watch this movie, even if you are a preteen and you are just looking to see some boobs, I feel like I lost so many brain cells from this one. Kmac even went to bed it was so slow and terrible.

I give it 1.2 terrible grills and dreadlocks out of 5.

Seriously if you have kids and they say they saw this movie and didn't walk out, or if they even ask to rent it, immediately grab a Webster’s dictionary, hit them over the head with it, and make them read it from cover to cover.

Kmac: I have nothing to say about this movie other than indies should always be talkies. Why was this movie so devoid of talking? They kept repeating phrases over and over. Also Jmac has been surly since we watched it. I hate the Karma from picking a bad movie. There is no greater advantage your significant other can gain. I’ll be watching action movies for a month.

I give this nothing because I just don't care. Kids now days.