Kmac:
Pay
no attention to the movie about the man behind the curtain. I was
sorely disappointed by this interpretation of the OZ mythology. I was
expecting a version to expand the OZ of the books, the China Doll land
especially, and while the movie paid lip service to many aspects of the
books it felt rushed. This was yet another movie where CGI was given
reign over plot and dialogue.
The
CGI was meant to be the centerpiece of the movie in the same way that
another Disney remake, Alice and Wonderland, used it to expand a fantasy
world. I don’t know if the difference was in budget or in tone but the
effects here were much cruder and unfinished. It was Tim Burton light. I
talked a lot to Jmac about the big color reveal. In the original
version when Judy Garland’s Dorothy opens her door to find a world
filled with color it creates a sense of wonderment. This movie slides
from a sepia colored bland carnival, to an unnaturally colored video
game so fast I found myself letting out the anticipatory breath I had
been holding in frustration. Maybe the wizard is amazed at the sudden
color change but the audience is left out of the magic.
I
talk a lot about “Can I touch it?” realities in movies. It’s my test
for whether a movie is too CGI heavy. I find I can’t let go of my
disbelief and surrender myself to a fantasy world unless I feel I can
physically reach out and touch the objects in the world. Peter Jackson
caters to my worldview by mixing physical props with well done CGI. This
movie had nothing I felt I could reach out and touch. It would have
been cheaper and more effective to throw some prop flowers in the mix to
create some semblance of reality. If it could be done in 1939, it can
be done now. One character I did like was the monkey companion. Not that
the CGI was great but the character was voiced by Zach Braff and I find
his voice amusing. Your mileage may vary based on your love or loathing
of Scrubs.
The
movie seemed to want to set up a twist about who the bad and good
witches were. This may have been more effective for people who have
never seen the original movie, but if you have seen it, then it takes
all of five seconds to place your bets. Even Jmac figured it out
eventually. I will give the movie credit for including clues, even great
big flashing ones, that tied back to the original film or book. It also
provided a distraction from the fact I could care less about the main
character. And the twist as to why the Witch of the West is evil was
just terrible. This back story has been done before and better, most
notably in the book and musical Wicked. I won’t spoil her evil
transition but let me say that anyone who grew up in the girl power boom
of the nineties will want to throw your own evil curses at the tv.
This
movie was cliched and lacked an understanding of what makes Oz the
magical place that has captured the imagination of generations. If the
Wizard of Oz is great because of the Wonderful things he does, then this
Wizard is Oz the Meh and Ok.
I give this movie 2.5 out of 5 winged monkey nightmares.
*While
the new winged monkeys look like actual monkeys and have sharp fangs,
they are in no way as nightmare inducing as the people in monkey suits.
If I can’t touch it, it can’t touch me.
Jmac:
I
have to say I actually enjoyed this one, if for no other reason than
Zach Braff’s portrayal of a monkey, which is a roll he plays perfectly.
I'm not being sarcastic his monkey was very good, and his human
character’s facial expressions could have made a crowd of deaf mutes
laugh, yes the mutes would be laughing.
I
never really was into the Wizard of Oz, and have only watched it at the
behest of others..... namely Kmac, but Oz the Great and Powerful
provides a lot of back story, which frankly was lacking from the
original Wizard of Oz. I know the books filled in a whole lot more of
the story lines than the movies, but who has time to read. For instance I
had no idea there were witches from all the different directions on a
map, or maybe I really wasn't paying that much attention to the Wizard
of Oz. The expansion of types of people in the Oz world added a lot to
my personal enjoyment of the film because I knew there could not just
but munchkins and regular size people... now all we have to is a Skyrim
mod out for this so I can put an arrow through a flying monkey... oh
wait I can't because you don't kill anything in Oz... makes no sense.
Anyway
all the witches played by Rachel Weisz, Mila Kunis, and Michelle
Williams all did wonderful jobs and were super hot. I was asking Kmac
who the hot blond was, when she said Michelle Williams, I was like
whattt, that is not the same girl from Dawson’s Creek, but the bubbles
kind of lame.
So
for someone that hated the original, I actually liked this one... it
was probably the lack of musical number because when they try to start
into one Franco yells No several times.... God bless him for that.
So I give Oz the Great and Powerful 3.8 midgets in a duster out of 5.
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